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Don't miss the new Maestro of Dark Humor and the Absurd. Def. //Border. (line)// Masculine noun – Synonym: Borderline state. Said of a person with extravagant, impulsive, or crazy behavior. A borderline state between neurosis and psychosis.<br><br> So, the pitch for the show. I'm not going to lie to you, I'm at the bakery right now, I have 2 minutes, I just ordered a vegan beef/cheese sandwich.<br><br> Honestly, I'd like to define myself, but my therapist could do it better than me. First, I'd have to untie him in my basement. Mind you, clothes don't make the man, even if a monk without his habit is pretty much just a naked guy. An epicurean of everything, a true epicurean. I like talking to trees, a little less so when they talk back. Alright, let's get to it, otherwise the producers won't be happy.<br><br> Clément Bonpoil is an optimistic comedian who... Oh my god, who cares, really? What's the point of writing a show pitch? The only pitch worth mentioning is the one sold in packs of 12 in the brioche aisle at Lidl.<br><br> Originally from Brittany and now living in Toulouse, basically I eat pain au chocolat while listening to Manau. The show is called "Border." Quite a program. Synesthesia, optimism, life, death, dentures—come on, let's share an hour of our lives and talk about everything.<br><br> If you want to laugh at everything while thinking about nothing, or the other way around, we look forward to seeing you in the audience.<br> Good luck finding meaning in that sentence.<br> (It's crazy, on the keyboard there, three letters in a row spell "SDF" (homeless). And they actually managed to fit inside the keyboard.)<br> Optimistic, we said.<br><br> Alright, I'll leave you now, the sandwich just arrived.<br><br> Extract from his criminal record (Bulletin No. 3):<br><br> Part 1 by Pierre-Emmanuel Barré<br> Part 1 by Aymeric Lompret<br> Currently opening for Caroline Estremo<br> Jury Prize (under threat) - Toulouse Laughs Festival<br> Losing finalist at the French Chess Championship<br> World record for the decimal place of Pi (but it's useless)<br> Disappointed prospect for Stade Toulousain in 2010<br> Award for Best Horror Short Film in Hollywood in 2016<br> Conviction for promoting Fundamentalist Optimism<br> Almost a winner of the Nougaro Prize in 2017<br> Borderline and on parole throughout France...<br><br> <b>Please note:</b><br> Not recommended for children under 14.